She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
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I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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