only if we run a train.
done.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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