worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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