I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.