I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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