I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i dont even know how to be here
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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