Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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