I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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