why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
