can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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