Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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