it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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