Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.