best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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