i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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