We named our party play list daddy issues
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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