He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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