He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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