its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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