so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
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I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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