My nipple is on Facebook.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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