I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
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You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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