butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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