But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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