I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
they need to just BURY HIM!
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
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Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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