he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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