Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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