Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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