I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
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The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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