once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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