glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
We are all done wearing pants today
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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