I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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