atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
i out mim tonsoeep
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