You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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