Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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