she was so not down for the gang bang
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
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I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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