What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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