so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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