Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
So much Jack, so little girl.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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