I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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