At least make sure they are 18
Why
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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