he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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