How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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