I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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