Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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