i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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