I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
All the doctor said was why
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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