it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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