Only a mothe r could love this liver
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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