when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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