He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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