I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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