i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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