do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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